Meet Jess
Real estate pro by day; dice-rolling, sci-fi-loving nerd by night. With over a decade of experience helping humans find their own personal home base, Jess combines expert knowledge with a love of all things geek. Whether you’re buying your first castle or selling your star base, she’s here to guide you through your quest.
Class: Real Estate Mage
Level: 10+ (Still leveling up!)
Race: Human (Florida variant, resistance to humidity)
Alignment: Chaotic Helpful
Background: Guild Artisan (REALTOR® Division)
Stats:
- Intelligence (Market Knowledge) 18
- Charisma (Negotiation): 20
- Wisdom (Home Value Perception): 17
- Dexterity (Contract Juggling): 16
- Constitution (Emotional Support for Clients): 19
- Luck (Rolls Natural 20s at Open Houses): Passive, but effective.
Skills:
- Persuasion +8
- Insight +6
- Geekery +5 (specialization in Star Trek, Star Wars, and Dr. Pepper fueled late-night realtor.com
- scrolls)
- Problem Solving +7
- Client Wrangling +9
Equipment:
- 2 Tablets of Escrow Management
- Multi-Class lockbox key
- Cloak of Calm in Chaos
- Everflowing Rainbow Bright stainless steel tumbler with Dr. Pepper (reusable)
- Scrolls of Comparative Market Analysis
Personality Traits:
- Believes every home has a story and every client deserves a happy ending.
- Occasionally speaks in fandom metaphors (“This kitchen is bigger on the inside!”)
- Will absolutely make you roll for initiative if you ghost your pre-approval.
Mission:
To boldly help clients where no agent has helped before - with integrity, humor and a geeky grin.